Month of 2015-5

I've got a baby sleeping on my chest, a dog sleeping on my lap, and another baby across the room who is stirring... hmmm.
8 | 2 |
That moment when: the nice quiet room is interrupted by a nice loud splatter sound and you look at a pair of twins completely unsure who to blame... the dilemma is who too check first
15 | 5 |
For those that have been asking. Here are the pertinents and such. Zoey Ann Roberts, born at 3:23 pm on 5/16/15, 5 lbs 1 oz, length 17.25 inches. Sophie Louise Roberts born at 3:24 pm on 5/16/15, 5 lbs 3 oz, length 17.5 inches. Neither required a visit to the NICU!
Overheard a woman on TV ask a kid "How many triangles can we make out of that 100 sided polygon?" My brain yells "Infinite! Any triangle can be easily broken in to four triangles, then repeat." Maybe I'm over thinking it.
My nephew asked my mother "How do the babies get out of the belly?" My mom responds "Its kind of like pooping but from a different hole."

Thanks @Tassos_Company my wife's tomato allergy isn't stopping us anymore. We just polished off our first jar eating ravioli and the pizza earlier this week was delicious!