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One Hundred Word Poem
By Ben Roberts
And yes, I count those.
Starting out a silly thing and seeing where it goes.

The hardest part is always trying to make it rhyme.
And that is why I went ahead and just rhymed rhyme with rhyme.

Seuss cheated with his words by making new ones up.
But I just find that so simplistic and a little flizzerup.

To drive some readers really mad, throw in an unmatched part.

And so I'm getting near the end and running out of time.
But sadly, I only reached a count of ninety nine.

Fin.

My nephew asked my mother "How do the babies get out of the belly?" My mom responds "Its kind of like pooping but from a different hole."