I've got a baby sleeping on my chest, a dog sleeping on my lap, and another baby across the room who is stirring... hmmm.

That moment when: the nice quiet room is interrupted by a nice loud splatter sound and you look at a pair of twins completely unsure who to blame... the dilemma is who too check first

For those that have been asking. Here are the pertinents and such. Zoey Ann Roberts, born at 3:23 pm on 5/16/15, 5 lbs 1 oz, length 17.25 inches. Sophie Louise Roberts born at 3:24 pm on 5/16/15, 5 lbs 3 oz, length 17.5 inches. Neither required a visit to the NICU!

The beauty of the micropub protocol is that you can now pick your own posting interface from any number of them. Aaron has certainly done a great job with Quill.

Overheard a woman on TV ask a kid "How many triangles can we make out of that 100 sided polygon?" My brain yells "Infinite! Any triangle can be easily broken in to four triangles, then repeat." Maybe I'm over thinking it.

My nephew asked my mother "How do the babies get out of the belly?" My mom responds "Its kind of like pooping but from a different hole."


Thanks @Tassos_Company my wife's tomato allergy isn't stopping us anymore. We just polished off our first jar eating ravioli and the pizza earlier this week was delicious!

So annoyed right now. After home depot messed our shades once already (they measured then wrong), I wake up to find they aren't the blackout shades they were supposed to be. Gah!

Nevermind, Twitter is just a little bit ahead of me. Seems they just added the ability to comment on retweets. #stopLRT